Dear Person who Returned Melissa's iPhone,
Thank you for doing that! You have given a teeny tiny ray of light in my pitch black view of humanity. I probably won't remember this again after this week is over, but at least you can rest assured that I won't be cursing your warm private areas with an infestation of the fleas of a thousand camels, or the bites of 10,000 mosquito before you fall into a pool of pirranahs.
*LOOKING AT YOU, HEART RATE MONITOR and/or SUNGLASSES STEALER*
Wishing you good karma your way!
Sincerely,
Bitter victim of thievery
Thank you for doing that! You have given a teeny tiny ray of light in my pitch black view of humanity. I probably won't remember this again after this week is over, but at least you can rest assured that I won't be cursing your warm private areas with an infestation of the fleas of a thousand camels, or the bites of 10,000 mosquito before you fall into a pool of pirranahs.
*LOOKING AT YOU, HEART RATE MONITOR and/or SUNGLASSES STEALER*
Wishing you good karma your way!
Sincerely,
Bitter victim of thievery
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